It is cold, "
brick" cold as we would say in certain parts of New York City. It is the type of weather where many have cursed out loud while walking on a seemingly
nice day. My best friend complained of not being able to pull her pants over her thermals. Why even try? This is a fight I have lost time and time again. The end results were suffocation of the legs and lower stomach, and torturous eternities before making it to a virtuous bathroom. If you have succombed to eating your children's leftovers, think it's okay to eat a
snickers, or have put off working out until you get that nice
Wii Fit, I suggest forgetting about wearing two layers in the freezer that is outside. It is possible (maybe because my thighs have become two hams this works for me). Here is a step by step suggestion:
- Use knee highs. We know the main problem is around the hips, but the ankles, calves, and shin shouldn't collect too much lard.
- Put on your pants, obviously.
- Wear knee high boots.
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There you go, not only will stay warm, but you'll look sexy also. For maximum warmth, wear long coats. My best friend didn't try this. From the experience of having many split jeans and embarrassing moments, I'll stick to this formula (until snickers and brownies stop calling my name).
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